|
|
|
November 1, 2000:
A new month has arrived, and hopefully it will be filled with more fun than the last one. Yet, I doubt so, this as American college students in general are as fun as Yasser Arafat with a hangover. They generally study all the time, this even when it should be unnecessary to do so. They are proud of having the world's biggest economy, but then they work twice as much as an average European. Since you have to be 21 to drink in this country, kids get crazy when entering college. That is not the case of Penn though, where you are considered a rebel if you drink coffee. Promiscuity is debuting already after one's second marriage, which is something I am now considering. Actually, I can not wait until the wedding night of my first marriage, this for my bride to enter the bedroom in whatever weird costume I have requested. Then, I will tell her that I am not ready yet, this as I am waiting for my second marriage! Now, that is waiting!
Btw, the American rush for success generally continues until people reach 40, in other words around the age they slowly start degrading into small houses of fat and cholesterol. On a lighter note; Babe of the Week!
|
Yet again, my Jewish homie Dan has the dubious honour of
contributing this week's babe. She obviously has a lot going for her, especially the
strong upper arms that could scare even Mike Tyson into eating her big, delicious looking ears. Her
teeth seem to have been thrown randomly into her mouth by a blind person, and have through
the years fascinated more than a few dental students. Her eyes were used in the production of "Werewolf". I will not say for what purpose, this as I do not want to get sued. Finally, it should please all male visitors that the Babe of the Week is showing some cleavage. When I get old, and start feeling a daily need for Viagra, I will choose a cheaper alternative, and look up my mysterious internet girlfriend. She is the natural thing, and will always be there for me.
|
Anyhoo, if that did not make you sick, you are stronger than most people. The last seven days have been extremely strenuous for me, this as I have had four midterms within a short period of time. Today I was tested in marketing, and actually expect that I might pass this one. Monday I had my Legal Studies midterm though, and that proved to be a much bigger challenge. Since I have never lived in America before, everything is new to me, and I thus probably have a harder time than most of the American students. The amount of reading is in addition tremendous, usually 60-70 pages before each class, and we were tested in a total of 700 pages on Monday. Needless to say, this does not make for a great time. I studied all last weekend, and even urinated out the window to save time. I ate stuff I could find under my bed, and bought every illegal drug available to keep myself awake. Yet, I guess there are reasons why this study technique is not recommended by most student advisors, and that probably also explains why Monday's test was not a big success for your beloved,
Jan
