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October 18, 2000:
Well, since my daily life is so serious, I decided yet again to brighten it up with some women stories. In the world of the wild wild web, I pretend that I am fairly successful among girls. Of course, nothing could be further from the truth. Usually, I will start shivering only when talking to a person of the opposite sex, this no matter if it is an attractive foreign girl or an American woman the size of a plane. Yet, this week I actually convinced Miss. Upenn to come to my room.
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Her name is actually Monhoo!, and she looks quite attractive with the Delaware River stinking in the background. For a foreigner it is easy to mistake her for America's 1st Slut, Monica Lewinsky, this as she looks sort of similar. Yet, rest assured, ALL women in the States look similar to Monica. The only difference is that they are easier to get, and thus seldom as attractive. I am proud to say I picked Monhoo! off the street, this as she was buying a triple burger with extra cheese from a food truck. At the time, I did not have a good pickup line in mind, so I asked her if she would come and check out my cigar collection. Well, one thing led to another, and soon we were looking at more than cigars. Actually, we looked at my stat homework (which she ate), and also some pictures I have collected of funny Germans (it is not a very big collection). Then, as you might already have guessed, we did it. |
Now, as I have already pointed out; This girl looked really good before we started having fun... A few guys here had warned me though, that UPenn women look attractive thanks to the expensive make-up they are able to buy. Honestly, I am surprised to see girls here with shaved armpits, and even more so to see girls using make up. Unfortunately, Monhoo! turned out to be one of the latter. After our extensive extracurricular activities, that lasted for approximately 10 minutes, Miss Upenn said she would not mind a shower. After five minutes, I decided it was time to join her, but that was an unfortunate decision. Entering the shower, this is what I found:
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The lesson must be never to expect girls to pretty, this before seeing them without makeup. I enjoyed the 10 minutes though, and she is coming back tomorrow. Please, someone, remind me not to wear my contacts! |
