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December 20, 2000:
Today I finished my last exam, and I am therefore left without anything to do for the rest of the year. I will fly back to Norway tomorrow, and expect to celebrate a relatively quiet Christmas with my family. On January 1st, I will head on for Thailand, but do not plan to stay for more than 10 days. I will return briefly to Norway before returning to the U.S around January 16. It is bound to become a busy, but interesting christmas vacation.
The last weeks have been very demanding, but perhaps not as bad as expected. I prepared for Hell, but only experienced a light version of it. After exams in legal studies, marketing, statistics and American history, I feel I have had my share of work though. Additionally, I do not feel a need to read anything for the rest of the year.
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Dan pressured me to make a final update of
this page, this as we had a couple of Babes just waiting to get up. My friend,
Andrea, thinks this webpage has reached a new low due to the extreme display of human
misery. On the other hand, we are all unique, and should be respected as such.
Some humans, however, are more unique than others; They have a lot of uniqueness,
to put it differently. The lady to the left is my current girlfriend. We met at WaWa, and I was instantly attracted to her large, unique behind. She needs help from me when going to the bathroom, or else, things get really messy. I wrote her a short poem: "U ain't Dr. J's Ho, if u ain't making big flow" She likes me for my intellect, not my great body. The girls to the right are sisters, and Dan met them at an all-you-can-eat party at a local foodtruck. As Dan likes girls that dress up in baby outfits, he brought them to his room after dinner, and to tell the truth; I don't really want to know what happened. |
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Anyway, I am sad to have disgraced the internet, once again. Perhaps I will try to avoid the weekly babes next semester. Then again, no one, and then I really mean NO ONE, reads this stuff anyway, so who cares? If you can prove otherwise, please leave a message on Janhoo's brand new Feedback Form.
The picture below was taken recently during a visit to Philly's HardRock cafE We had been to a conference arranged by the Wharton school, but it turned out to be crap, causing us the focus on the free beer. Heading on to HardRock, we got some more nutrition for the brain, and ended the evening on a happy note. Going with the clock from the left, we have Arun, Rob, your beloved Jan, and Dan.
Finally, the time has come to wish you the best for Christmas and the New Year. If you are not Christian, you are probably celebrating some other weird holiday, and I wish you a happy "whatever that is" as well. I will be back after New Year's sometime, probably around January 20. Be prepared for more updates then, and for Janhoo Mail to reach an estimated number of 500 users by mid-January.
