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November 30, 2000:
Thanksgiving is over, and I am finishing up my second last week of school. My schedule before Christmas should convince anyone who has ever considered coming here not to do so. Two days ago I handed in a three page single space paper on Merrill Lynch and Charles Schwab. Comparing those two companies was a real turn-on, yet it is nothing compared to my management presentation, which is scheduled next week. It is on Australian human resource management, specifically on the development of Australian labour unions from 1850 up until today. That is not the end though. Tomorrow I am handing in a paper discussing the industrial revolution's impact on religious awakenings in eastern America. For marketing, I have to write a paper on the development of USA Today's web page, for not to mention a 10 page management paper I have to scribble down on Japanese HR-systems. Sometimes, I seriously wonder if the people down at Wawa (the convenience store) are enjoying life more than I am.
Ignoring personal grievances though, I had a great time in New York during Thanksgiving. This holiday is meant to commemorate a meal shared by Puritans and native Americans, but after having studied a little bit of American history, I really do not understand why. As soon as the white guys were able to find food for themselves, they were not interested in the Indians anymore. Idiots of all races are present in the Damned States of America, yet there are not many left of the original inhabitants. Anyway, at least the white guys got their turkey, and I guess that is something to celebrate.
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I do not know exactly why this babe became
Janhoo's Babe of the Week. This is obviously a prestigious title, especially when
considering the past winners, but it does not seem like she fulfils all the physical
requirements. Still, there are numerous things I like about this girl, and I honestly
do not even know where to start. First of all, her hobbies are music and stuffed animals!
I like that. She is also a student. I like that too. But most of
all, I love her name: Irina Slutskaya. Yes, that it is, and of course also her official name. But, like every fan page devoted to her, I have to emphasise the following; It is pronounced eh-REEN-ah SLOOT-sky-ah. One can really just imagine how much fun her parents had when naming her. They must have had a lot to drink, or perhaps they were simply just pissed to get yet another child. By coincidence, there is a very hot girl at Penn whose name is Slutnicka, so I might try to arrange for them to get together. They probably would have a lot to talk about. |
Even though many Wharton women probably will consider it sexist, I have decided not to allow men to compete for the Babe of the Week title. The Asian babe selected November 1 is a admittedly a bit on the edge, this as she is almost a man. Anyway, three of the guys in my dorm section recently handed in strong applications for being included:
| Dan - The Pittsburgh Babe | Sam - The Frat Babe | Tom - The Omaha Babe |
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| Dan is famous for having contributed most of the weekly Babes, and is thus know for his terrific taste in women. This picture was taken when Dan once tried to illustrate how he gets girls at clubs. "I do this to show of my chest", he commented. | Sam lives on the other side of the wall, but he never sleeps; He only takes naps. Since he is trying to enter a Wharton frat, he has to sleep with a yellow folder, and that alone should illustrate how cool this frat is. Sometimes girls even come to their parties. | In contrast to Sam, Tom sleeps all the time, and I have only seen him awake a couple of times since September. Sam lives to the right of my room, while Tom has the honour of being to the left. They are both beautiful when asleep, and Tom shows that he is especially hot when massaging his toes. |
Anyway, that should be enough humiliation for one week. Finally though, I should mention that the Wharton Association for Female Empowerment has won yet another battle. The school will create unisex toilets, this after women claimed the current male and female toilets encourage sexism. Obviously, they had many strong arguments, the main ones being that:
1. Women are excluded from activities
that take part in the male bathrooms.
2. Some women are accustomed to urinals, and find the absence in female bathrooms
unacceptable.
One Wharton babe commented that using "traditional" toilets leaves them less
time to study (male conspiracy).
3. Approximately 45% of the Wharton women responded that they have not dated since elementary school,
and expressed hope that giving girls access to urinals would help them meet men.
