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This is Jan Einar's information page @

Xime cutting Jan's hair


I have noticed that a lot of people make homepages just to promote themselves. Those people whose only dream is to become rich and famous, stepping on others on their way up. Those people who would eat their cat if they could gain anything on doing it.

Because of the fact that I admire these people so much, I decided to do to the same (will have Freud, the cat, for dinner tomorrow). Being a Norwegian (and 37,5% Swedish) living in a town more boring than Yokohama Hakkeijima Sea Paradise, Grimstad, I couldn't make a homepage about what I'm doing here. That would have been a very depressing homepage only containing articles on high school life and beers that cost 38 NOK (6$). So that more people would visit this site I wrote an article on Japanese prostitution. Every day horny old men follow links from Yahoo to my article on Japanese prostitution, hoping they'll find something that'll turn them on.

I was born 6th of July 1978, that was about 19 years ago. I've got a sister who is 15 and some parents who're getting old. My cat's name is Freud and he might be gay, we're just waiting on him to get out of the closet.

I always try to get people to sign my guestbook. What I value most in life is my guestbook. I treasure it more than life. I hope that those of you who haven't entered Heaven's Gate yet would care to sign it. Only if I know that someone is signing it can I safely go outside to ski, fish or play tennis. I go skiing in winter and I play tennis in summer. If there's another big war I'll probably go out fishing, but you shouldn't count on it.

I usually update this homepage once a week or so, please come back when you want to see some new stuff. Do you want to chat with me? Try AFS's brand new chatroom!

Stay tuned!

Looking like an idiot